My First Time in Pattaya

I went to Pattaya for my first time in November. Let me tell you what a fantastic holiday I had. I have been all over the world but Pattaya takes some beating for anyone who is single of any age. I went with a friend who had been there a few times and it made the holiday so much better knowing where to go, what to do, and what to avoid.

It can very intimidating and overwhelming all the things you will see and experience and all girls throwing themsevles at you takes some getting use to. I am not fat, old, ugly, or bald, not that it matters here. I can get plenty at home, but my god nowhere near as stunning or as sexy as these girls.

Some of them range from perfect 10's to just mind blowing dreams. A must is a visit to SOI 6 better known as "SHORT TIME " street. But don't be shouting your mouth off that you have been or go there, not even the normal bar girls like to know you go.

Its one long street of short time bars with bedrooms upstairs of stunning young women. All for 500 baht, plus bar fine. Two places at the bottom of particular interest are "MANDARINS" and "MY FIRENDS BAR". The best two streets, where I actually stayed are SOI 7 and SOI 8. Rows of bars upon bars full of ladies all waiting for you and only 1,000 baht for the whole night.

Thai Bar Girls in Pattaya.

And man did I have some long wild nights here and back at my room. Do learn a few Thai phrases especially compliments for the girls. Goes a long way, so does being polite and corteous.

Another absolute must is to visit a massage parlour for a Thai body massage. The experience alone is enough to make your head explode. There is about half a dozen in Pattaya, not hard to find so I suggest you type in a search engine on the net "massage parlours pattaya". And it gives you addresses of where they are.

I visited a place on 2nd road called "the coffee shop". Big white building. Wow, what an experience! I wont go into any detail, but a became a regular, and ended up seeing a girl from here. LIN number 249... well I hope this helps some of you out there. Got lots more to tell you. I could write a book just on my 2 weeks there and already booked my 2 return visits for this year.

Thats how good it is. Enjoy!.

Submitted by : Jaffacake
11-Feb-07

Read about Massage Parlours here.

Here's a list of massage parlours in Pattaya.

Dream Teen Massage Soi 21, Central Pattaya http://www.dream-teen.net/	Map Info/Review
Heaven Entertainment Complex 149/352-61, Moo 9, Sukhumvit Road Tel : 038 377 170-3	Info/Review
Royal House (Massage by men) 20/213-214 Moo 10, Soi Day Night South Pattaya Road Tel : 038 723 086 http://www.royalhousepattaya.com/	Info/Review
Sabai Dee Massage 435/52, Moo 9, 2nd Road Tel : 038 361 660, 038 428 137	Info/Review
Sabai Land 102/1, Moo 9, Soi 3 Tel : 038 429 037, 038 422 806	Info/Review
Sabai Room 78/20, Moo 9, 2nd Road Tel : 038 429 170	Info/Review

Reader's comments:

John you are the prick not jaffacake everyone that comes to pattaya as their own unique experiance they are is thoughts. I have lived in pattaya 8 years and for all it is i would not live anywere else. So john get a fuckin life Added by: madforit    Report abuse

Jaffacake im with you on this one my dad has lived there for 20 years and i went for xmas and new year(wow) ive just booked my flight for easter, i think ive got the bug. Added by: Anonymous    Report abuse

Jaffacake is like the other 99% of us that go to Pattaya, we work like dogs all year treated like rubbish and two weeks a year in Pattaya with the girls makes life worth living. So lay off the dude! Added by: slimbaldy    Report abuse

Jaffacake is the sort of guy who gives Pattaya a bad name. Use more than two brain cells and you see the other thousand sides to Pattaya Added by: Anonymous    Report abuse

what a prick, live there and u see the reality Added by: john    Report abuse

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