Pattaya First Time Visitors Advice

I have just returned from PATTAYA and the experience was the most PHENOMINAL I have ever experienced. My name is Stuart Mills from Australia age 47.

My stay was one as would be treated as royalty by the people of this friendly environment.

I stayed only a very short time and during this period, I was given many insights in a very positive way to the people and the culture of this land.

With 3 inch mini skirts abounding in greatest of quantity, men will never be of the experience of loneliness among these most beautiful ladies that are simply put, MODELS and SUPER MODELS and are eager to treat a man as a man should be treated, as long as you respect the ladies and yourself, anything your desires can wish for with these ladies will be possible.

But please use common sense as they are looking for the most part, not all of them, but for the most part of them at you as a WALKING TELLER MACHINE so if you do fall in love, which will happen, then please be very careful at your choice of partner.

I have found that the more mature ladies will treat you not so much better but with more cultural caring, as they have been through the corridors of time and experiences  and definitely know the ropes and because there is so much competition within the ladies then the more mature realise this and they are more willing to be with you in a relationship for you and not just your wallet, please, some of the younger ladies are of this quality as well,  but for the most part if you find a lady about 28 to 35, then she will definitely know the ropes and know how to treat a man.

I say this with all respect to all the ladies of Pattaya. (yes they are ladies so treat them as such and they will treat you as a king. Disrespect them and believe me you will know the wroth of them)

A point to remember as well is to barter, with the ladies as this I have found is to be expected, and never come down more than half the price they initially ask 

(The prices are cheap anyway and yes, they have to live as you and I do so please be fair when you do barter, these people are so poor so do not take advantage too much as this will offend them as it would offend you if you had a family to feed in this country and you were from this country.. simply put, be fair and they will recipricate in same.

DENTAL... Wow this is a beauty, Ii went to my dentist here in Australia in March 2006, (This year and enquired on dental work I required, simply in Australia for the same dental work $25,000) Screw in teeth needed (5 of them , $5000 each tooth)

Pattaya price only $ 3000 TOTAL for the same work done, so if you need any dental work done, and you can wait for your visit to the dentist then definitely wait as the savings are phenomenal.

$ 25,000 or $ 3000   ( hmmmm don't have to be a rocket scientist to work that one out.!)

OK food in Australia example ...T Bone steak salad and chips plus 2 scotch and coke, cost approx in Australia about $ 40 for this meal and beverage.

In Pattaya, approx ...$3 (YES I did say 3)

Once again rocket science is not my forte but hey I have been there so you decide!

If this is only your 1st trip then you will find you will have a magnificent time if you forget Western Culture, (took me about a week)

DO NOT wear or take expensive jewellery with you when you go out as this will only attract the POSSIBLE wrong type of person along your journey. Lock all valuables in the hotel safe and make sure they secure it in the safe within an envelope and get them to put tape over the seal and then sign the seal tape. It is simply a safety precaution for anywhere you wish to travel, even within your own country.

OK enough of all that.

Go enjoy, relax, do your own thing. So long as She or He is over 16, they do have laws there too and are very stringent and NO DRUGS, repeat "NO DRUGS AT ALL", check with your doctor before you leave your country of origin as you may be able to get a letter from your doctor for prescriptions only but even then they may be confiscated.

If you like the inside of prison instead of your hotel room or maybe even death for just a quarter of a matchbox of marijuana. Yes, death, bullet, not breathing then please do no blame anybody but yourself because you are the dickhead for taking illegal drugs into paradise.

Don't muck it up for your death. So declare every prescriptions at customs before you depart your country.

All aside from all the gory stuff and things you must be aware of you will find, the people and places of Thailand, Pattaya are there for your greatest pleasures to enjoy, so have a great time.

I am retiring there, in a few months time. I only came back to Australia to work so I can go back to the place I now call home...." PATTAYA"

Enjoy.

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Reader's comments:

Thailand is awesome! I have been lucky enough to travel to some great locations and resorts. Pattaya is like taking the best from the best plus and incredible paradise for men. Canadians seem mean compared to these wonderfull people. I do well with the ladies any where I go. Not to assume any racial bias or anything like that but black guys are treated like celebrities. I have been strolling down walking street to hear hordes of women screaming they want chocolate! I didn t want to be rude so I gave as much chocolate as they could take! what a great place. Dubai has a better selection but for price and enviroment I will definetely be back. Added by: Ogizmo    Report abuse

Re couples in Pattya-is there a market for us to both participate together Added by: paul    Report abuse

went to pattaya with my boyfriend. i m a woman, we re engaged. it was part of my first trip to thailand. i was offended on the second night that in pattaya there isn t really a place for couples. i found it to be a man s paradise. while he received his massages off resort property, i received and insisted i received my spa treatments on resort property. i am not new to 3rd world countries. i ve been to P.I. which wasn t much different with bar finds in certain places. i am asian and not ugly so the women were not intimidating to me. we like adventure and we like a good time. after our gem scam fiasco, we are willing to return to visit more of thailand and possibly go back to pattaya and i, myself, will go with knowledge and a new set of eyes. my fiance had been there many times- not for the hookers, and i was the one who had wanted to see thailand for years and asked him to take me there. and yes we also experienced the we only want your money attitude a lot. Added by: Jane X    Report abuse

for my concern to all the tourist that would go in thailand. My ex-husband died in ther last last dec. 2009.the police report is heart attack that was told us but more likely he killed or murdered , he do exercise, eat healthy food . it,s unbelievebable. He was sent in her in usa was crimated. and also my siste boyfriend he likes to go in thailand but now he stop going there because of what he know from freinds that in sweden that her husband died in there. when the family went there they found out that his head is gone. Added by: e.f    Report abuse

Jonno to say you have never met a nice thai, to me means you have never been to los or u are such a rude idiot that the thais didnt want to pseak to you. I find thais to be some of the nicest people iv met, sure there have been a few that ripped me of of few 100bht but iv had barmaids short change me in a lot of countries. all in all pattaya rules it is easily the best place iv ever been and i would recomend it to anyone who can handle beer....i mean that if u are a nob when your drunk dont go as the thais will linch you if you cause trouble Added by: jgliv    Report abuse

Hey, i plan to visit pattaya and bangkok with some of my friends (all men) but my wife knows what the reality is about both these places especially pattaya. how to convince her?? Added by: Capt. Paddy    Report abuse

i m off to pattaya in December, just got a divorce so now i m off to enjoy myself which is long overdue, can anyone recommend the best bar for best looking girls and give me any tips, do s and don ts etc? Added by: Paul    Report abuse

i m off to pattaya in December, just got a divorce so now i m off to enjoy myself which is long overdue, can anyone recommend the best bar for best looking girls and give me any tips, do s and don ts etc? Added by: Anonymous    Report abuse

well, pattaya is a great place as long as you accept it for what it can be,i,ve been going there for years,i,ve had some fantastic times there as well as some bad ones,and it hasn,t stopped me going back,i married a thai lady who wasn,t a bar girl,and she thought i was an atm, she came to oz for a year, but alarm bells were ringing and i thought too much of my assets and bailed, now 9months later she,s married a pommie guy, and his wallet will now suffer,but i love the girls and the nite life, all over thai from pattaya to chiang mai, just be carefull and stay in love with your assets and have fun, and if you get serious, stay sane not stupid.i,ve met some wonderfull females there and ten years later still friends but not f/buddies, rich is right also,i,m going back at the end of august, i,m now retired early and i,m going to enjoy the rest of my life.if you,ve been ripped off in pattaya or somewhere else in thailand, just get smarter, don,t carry heaps of money and enjoy those lovely ladies, cos theres plenty of choice, have fun and sanuk , what a great place Added by: brian oz    Report abuse

You can get a hotel for 600 baht on third road Added by: John    Report abuse

Ed, are you looking for cheap, or what ? Cheap hotel no food 800 baht per night, or small one bed apartment 5000 baht per month, does not include water or electric bill. Never panic about findind somewhere, there are so many. Soi Bukoew is very cheap, and many places. Added by: F/fred    Report abuse

Hello,.. My name is Ed, I am planing to go to Pattaya from march 31 - April 10.. Never been in Thailand. Any advice where to stay in Pattaya ?? Added by: Ed    Report abuse

Well pool boy looks like ur gonna be Blown away then !Look out for the Pattaya snake catcher, should he see that dangling down from your shorts, you may just loose it ! Added by: Donk    Report abuse

i dont give a shit what the rest of you are saying, i just love getting my 12 incher blown. Added by: pool boy    Report abuse

In answer to posters SS, and Mark, yes it is posible to find a girl/woman and not pay, (had them myself) but these woman usually want commitment and they are not good for casual sex. If a man is say going for 2/3 weeks holiday and not looking for his true love most will choose hookers, as less complicated. Horses for courses ! Not sure Thai girls like the wombat diet ! lol Added by: Farmer fred    Report abuse

1234: What are you doing on here. Shouldnt you be at home ramming your sad feminized husband with a strap on. If this site offends you do not go on it! Added by: Capt. America    Report abuse

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