Do's and Don'ts of the Pattaya Sex Scene

DO'S

1. DO take sufficient money. Although a paying sexual encounter, by western standards, is relatively cheap, you may become sex-crazed and go through all your money in record time; plus the fact, the ladies are ingenious when it comes to extracting your lucre. Pace yourself.
2. DO experiment. What’s on offer is Go-Go bars where the ladies are often semi-clad or even nude, so you see what you’re getting in advance; beer bars, where the idea is to get you to spend as much as possible on drinks before bar-fining and taking the lady back to your hotel; short-time bars, similar to beer bars, except with en-suite bedrooms; lady-houses, usually only for Thais; 500 Baht pick-ups in discos, and short-time encounters on Beach Road, but these ladies have a high turn over and are dangerous in terms of STDs.
3. DO expect to have to pay for bar-fines (the fee to take the lady out of the bar), lady drinks and the lady. Go-Go bars charge the most because the females are well-above average, so you can expect to pay bar fines of c.500 Baht and between c.1-3,000 Baht, depending on the lady. Beer bars are much cheaper, but the cheapest is bars with en-suite bedrooms where the average all-in price is 500 Baht, plus drinks. Try Soi 6.
4. DO use a condom, unless you both want to get blood-tests to eliminate AIDS, gonorrhoea, TB and hepatitis risks.
5. DO appreciate that the ladies usually have to support a family back home.
6. DO be generous, otherwise you’ll be cheated, gain a bad-reputation and be shunned by the ladies.
7. DO keep your wits about you, especially after dark.

Pattaya Gogo Dancers

DON'TS

1. DON’T confuse lust and love. The ladies are past-mistresses at beguiling you.
2. DON’T take too many ladies from the same bar. They can be very jealous and murderous. Bobbitting (having your genitals cut off) is no idle threat!
3. DON’T buy too many lady drinks. The bar-owner and ladies become too avaricious and it’s bad for the rest of us!
4. DON’T believe everything the ladies tell you, especially if they speak good English, wear fashionable clothes and lots of gold. They’ve been around forever!
5. DON’T promise to send your chosen lady 30,000 Baht a month to stay away from bar-work and remain faithful to you. They often have 2 or 3 star-struck foreign lovers on a string and Thai boyfriends as well!
6. DON’T go home, sell up and return to get married. Not unless you can support yourself. Jobs are difficult to come by.
7. DON’T put property or cars in your wife/girlfriend’s name, if you return to get married. Form a company and buy that way.
8. DON’T ejaculate more than once every 20 days if you’re over 60. The protein loss is too high. (bit unrealistic that one)
9. DON’T overuse Viagra or combine it with excessive alcohol if you have high blood pressure or a weak heart.
10. DON’T wear gold or expensive watches. You’ll loose them!

Submitted by : Ted Coxon
06-Mar-06

Reader's comments:

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I got back from Pattaya 2 days ago. prices at the moment in beer bar Shinga - 60-70baht Cab from bangkok - 1200 Bar fine - 300 lady drink 120 bar girl - 1000, but as cheap as 500 bag rice of street - 10baht 20 cigs - 60baht tuk tuk bus thing - 10 baht condoms - 50 baht Make sure the food is cooked properly on the street. oh and try eating a cockroach...its discusting! Added by: Mike    Report abuse

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Questions I know one of you can answer. Realisticly, in U.S. Dollars how much should I expect to pay for a very good gogo bar girl? I play to be there a week. How much should I take to ensure a great time? Can someone recommend a good quality hotel in Pattaya? What is the best way to fly there from U.S. to Bangkok and then take a bus or train to Pattaya? Cost? Food? is the street food safe to eat? Restaurant? How about the water? Avoid drinks with ice? What about getting girls off the promonade? (freelancers) I understand some of these are college girls making a little extra money. Any input on the above would be appreciated. Added by: ]-[ustler    Report abuse

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I will be going to Pattayya for the 5th time. It is a great place to enjoy in terms of water sports, good food and spicy sex.I will be in Pattaya by the 20th of April 08. Any ladies want good company for all the fun mentioned can join me. Together we can have good fun Added by: Ronnie    Report abuse

I am going back to Thainland, for my 6th time. I will arrive In Bangkok, on APR 23 ,2008. Then head down to Payyaya by the 25th. If any of you folks out there are looking for a friend to hang with/dive and just straight out party with with , hit me up. I love the women down there and can t wait to see them again.. GOD I LOVE THAILAND. An adults playground!!! Added by: GeminiesDrag    Report abuse

ok i live in thailand. i will give u a little tip if ur in pataya u will want to try a night or 4 in soi 6 or 7. he u have some of the best girly bars and out of the walking st. area. the bars are downstairs and they have rooms upstairs. u can get a room with tv, fridge aircon for 400 a night.. and if u want one of the girls to come up and show u a good time, its only 400 baht per girl, as u have already paid the room fee! u can have as many of the girls as u want. if u stay there, u can take girls back also and like me and my friends did.. we played strip poker prior to going out with the girls in the bar and ended up getting their services for free. if u go in the bars too along that st. they are abliged to suck u off for as little as 1 glass of coke! not bad hey. better than payin 1500 and u can have it all day and all night. 700 baht included a 3 some on my last night!!!! Added by: 5 dollar sucky    Report abuse

Your sleeping with Whores. Who s falling in love with these women? Crazy idiots. I hope you all get the STD s you deserve. You claim your helping their economy! What a joke. You bring their people down and your selves along as well. Added by: Nutts    Report abuse

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