The Pleasures of Thai Body Massage Parlour

For those who’ve not yet been privileged enough to experience a Thai body massage, you’re in for the experience of a lifetime, literally! It’s a heavenly transport of delight.

First, though, you need to be aware that a body massage is radically different from a regular Thai massage, which consists of being pounded and pummelled by malicious sadists. The other normal Thai massage is a gentler foot massage, designed to induce relaxation.

Ladies sitting behind glass window in the massage parlour

The introduction to the body massage starts in the parlour proper. Conducted into a dimly-lit room, you’re placed at a small table in front of a row of delectable, fully silk-clad Thai lovelies seated behind a panoramic glass window, each attempting to attract your attention by eye contact and by proudly displaying their ample charms, like a seated class of competing children trying to win a prize.

Having made your excruciatingly difficult choice, similar to choosing from a box of sumptuous, mouth-watering chocolates, you inform the attendant and the lady of your anticipated delectation joins you at your table, makes her introductions and you’re both served drinks, to preserve a decent modicum of decorum.

Finally, your unbridled lust having got the better of you and duly paying the fee of 1,500 Baht plus drinks, you allow your sultry Siamese sex-siren, armed with a bagful of soap products and sponges, to lead you by the hand to the allocated bath and relaxation room, where you both disrobe and don towels.

She then lies you down on a pneumatic lie-lo, takes off both of your towels and proceeds to soap you all over with a sponge, turning you over as necessary. During this time, your mind is churning through endless possibilities, either in delicious anticipation, if you’re already experienced, or in wild, erotic fantasies, if you’re not.

Following this, she runs you a hot bath. Then you’re led to a bathtub and helped in. After which, the fun begins and, believe me, even in your wildest reveries, you won’t be able to conjure up the delights which are to follow!

She first soaps herself all over using aromatic, liquid soap, producing a rich, oily lather and then she proceeds to soap you all over, likewise. Then your Siamese sanooky (Thai for enjoyment) begins to use her body as a sponge.

This beautiful, slim, young, maiden with rippling, gentle curves of supple power begins to wrap herself around you in ways that defy description; sinuously sliding up and down your body until you are both totally breathless with desire.

Under, over, sideways she slides, so far and no further, pausing and sliding away, just as you’re burning to enter her. This continues for about 15 excruciatingly tantalising minutes, by which time you’re totally insatiable.

Finally, your tongue almost reaching your chest, she extracts you from the water, towels you dry and finally, satisfies you, real-time. So, guys, if you’ve not already done so, book your ticket and jet over for an experience you’d have to live several lifetimes to better.

Submitted by : Ted Coxon
02-Mar-06

Read about Traditional Thai Massage in Pattaya here.

Here's a list of massage parlours in Pattaya. Find out more in our business directory under Food & Entertainment >> Massage Parlors

Dream Teen Massage Soi 21, Central Pattaya http://www.dream-teen.net/	Map Info/Review
Heaven Entertainment Complex 149/352-61, Moo 9, Sukhumvit Road Tel : 038 377 170-3	Info/Review
Royal House (Massage by men) 20/213-214 Moo 10, Soi Day Night South Pattaya Road Tel : 038 723 086 http://www.royalhousepattaya.com/	Info/Review
Sabai Dee Massage 435/52, Moo 9, 2nd Road Tel : 038 361 660, 038 428 137	Info/Review
Sabai Land 102/1, Moo 9, Soi 3 Tel : 038 429 037, 038 422 806	Info/Review
Sabai Room 78/20, Moo 9, 2nd Road Tel : 038 429 170	Info/Review
Susie Massage Soi 4, Beach Road Tel : 038 428 916, 038 429 135, 038 427 759	Info/Review

Reader's comments:

Rosy & Nicole: I am Arabian man and i am sorry for what happined to u from Arab Guys, but please do not generlize such issue on all arab guys because we are not the same. In my last trip to Pattaya, i had to fight with 3 Arab guys whan they harass a girl from Italy and i sent them away. This Italy girl is a very close friend to me since 18 months Moreover, in Pattaya guys got drunk and they do bad things, but they have no hardfeelings Added by: Saudi Man    Report abuse

This is becoming a big problem in Pattaya area. The Police does nothing. Although I have not expericnced such sitution in my 08 visits there I have seen how they harass single girls. Yes they only need a hole to poke.Yes you have to be very careful with Arabs there. Specially in SOI VC area. Added by: Nicole    Report abuse

When i went to pattaya with my friends.some guys came to us they are from arab country.they ask ur from russia we told that we are from europe.they asked come to the room we said no they harrased us.these arabs guys dont bother ur young r old ugly r beautiful they want hole thats it beware of arab guys Added by: rosy    Report abuse

sure you are right Goolie. I have walked out of bars when these men walk in. I cannot imagine how they can behave like this. Added by: BrianJoe    Report abuse

I agree. Have seen how indians mis behave in bars without any respect for girls. May be its the waythey treat their wives back at home. But remember Thais are sensitive and kind people. Do not treat them like you treat your wives. Learn to respect the Thai girls before you come to Pattaya. If not, its better to keep away from this place. Its a damm disgrace to see teh behavour of most of teh Indian men in roads, bars , restaurants and hotels. Just keep in mind that nobody likes you in Pattaya Added by: Goolie    Report abuse

Ming very right. this men no good. we like if india people not come pattaya. we happy. Added by: Noi99    Report abuse

i Ming work for go go bar walking street. Woork for massage before. Now we have big problem with Indian man. They are very dirty. like animals. not know how to fuck and have very small cock. massage girl say they are not more 4 inches but they think they can do many things. I ask indian people dont behave like this animals. you are no good at sex good massage is massage only. we need money to live. you must pay for sex Added by: 1234    Report abuse

please send some photos of thai body massage at amit_88@hotmail.com Added by: 1234    Report abuse

giggity goo! Added by: Glen    Report abuse

been to body massage soi 3. class, every red bloodied male has to go in there lifetime. Added by: j.k.    Report abuse

yves,you prick you havnt got a f#*# clue i could explain the education system in thailand but why bother as im sure your brain would be to small to compriend Added by: madforit    Report abuse

we french have a good word for these girls SALOPES. instead of staying at home and looking after their children or getting a decent job, they just get naked and open their legs for any idiot that pays them the baht, salopes. no better than criminals... Added by: yves    Report abuse

you can fuck the girl and it is legal why not? the main reason behind the massage parlours is the fuck, the massage is only a lame excuse Added by: SURESH    Report abuse

i want to know did they do massage only or we can fuck them Added by: asdf    Report abuse

it is not really a massage. those girls don t know how to make a proper massage. Those places are mere big whorehouses under the massage cover. Added by: ajw9    Report abuse

can you please send me more videos or pictures of soapy massage or dirty massage ? My emai address is pkr_c2004@yahoo.co.in Added by: pkr    Report abuse

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